three men die on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peters at the pearly gates. " In honer of the holy season " Saint Peters said, " you much each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get to heaven."
The first man fumble through his pockets and pull out a lighter . He flicked it on. " It represents a candle," he said
" He said you may pass through the pearly gates " he said
The second man push his hands into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shock them and said " they're bells."
Saint Peters said " you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pull out a pair of women's panties.
Saint Peters looked at the man with a raised eyebrows and asked, " and just what those symbolizes?
The man replied, " these are Carols."
And so the holiday seasons begins...
2006-12-22 14:03:40 · 1 answers · asked by darkangel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehe...read it somewhere before..but its still an excellent joke, especially around xmas now!
Merry xmas, thank you for the joke!!!:)
2006-12-22 22:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋