2006-12-22 13:52:18 · 22 answers · asked by Bacistocaz 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Ummm...Ewwwwwwww!!!
2006-12-22 14:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Dirty Ernie
A third grade teacher gave her class the word "apparently" and told them that whoever could use this word in a sentence correctly could have the rest of the day off. All the little hands went up to answer the question, and way in the back of the class room was little dirty Ernie. She knew he was always bad when answering questions so tried to avoid him. So she asked little Susie. Susie stood up and said, "well, apparently the sky is blue." The teacher said that was a good answer but not always true because if it were raining or cloudy the sky could be gray. Again all the little hands went up so she called on little Johnny next. He said, "apparently the grass is green." The teacher once again said that was a very good example but was not always true because if it were real hot and dry the grass could be brown. Again all the little hands went up and way in the back was little dirty Ernie jumpping up and down yelling " me teacher, me!" So the teacher took a chance hoping for the best and called on Ernie to answer this question. Little Ernie stood up and said, "I got one for ya teach, do farts have lumps?" The teacher replied, "well no Ernie I don't believe they do," to which Ernie replied, "well than apparently, I just **** my pants!" Guess who got the rest of the day off, hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
2006-12-22 14:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by DaBrat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, hopefully not. If you've got lumps from farts, my best guess is that you dropped a load in your pants! Those types of lumps aren't too pleasant. Wear an adult diaper if you must!
2006-12-22 13:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by H2Oskier 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they have lumps, then they cease to be farts. The definition of a fart is, "A turd honking for the right of way"!
2006-12-22 13:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
dont trust a fart when your older did someone say! well not everyone is a walking fart
2006-12-23 01:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did a fart and it smelled really nice... of rotten eggs.. cheese and also sprouts.. then my bum allowed dihera to spurt out all over my boxers at work... it smelt great.. ..
2006-12-22 14:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
>Hopefully not. Just remember, as you get older, never trust a fart.<
2006-12-22 13:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Druid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hate the old fart that much you could only wish he had cancer!.
lol!!!!.
2006-12-22 14:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, a fart is a Republican exhaling!
2006-12-22 14:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Liberal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sounds like u might have just followed thru lol
2006-12-22 22:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋