christmas morning i am having a bunch of my little cousins come over and i thought it would give us a few laughs to have some! thanks for the help!
2006-12-22 12:57:39 · 6 answers · asked by sarah 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L in it (noel)
2006-12-22 13:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anne S 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here's a joke: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can hoe hoe hoe!
Here's a story:
The angel atop the tree tradition
One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax.
When he got there, Miss Clause was all up in his face and wouldn't let down. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Rudolph. He said the reindeer were sick and tired of Santa not upgrading to the new lightweight sliegh and they were joining the elves walkout. Santa slammed the door and threatend "The next person who knocks on that door is gonna get it!"
At that time, there was a knock on the door. Santa flung the door open and there stood a tiny little angel. The angel had been searching for the perfect Christmas tree for Santa's house all day long, until it found the perfect one. The little angel asked, "Santa, I was wondering where you would like me to stick this tree?"
And that is the story of how the angel atop the tree tradition began.
I got it from the websites below! Mind the adult versions!
2006-12-22 21:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Dynamite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Santa Claus is regional, then why do people pretend there is only one Santa? Because that would make Mrs. Claus a big freak!
Krazy Libra
2006-12-22 21:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are Red
Violets are Bluish
If not for Christmas
We would all be Jewish.
2006-12-22 21:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the name of the ninth reindeer? Olive.
"Olive the other reindeer...."
2006-12-22 21:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go infront of your friends and fart out loud
2006-12-22 20:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Al Kaholic 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋