After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way
to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had
been at each other's throat for some time and felt that
this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor
jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband
held his long face down without anything to say. On the
other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour
describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 5 - 10 - 15 minutes of listening to the wife,
the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her
shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes,
and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there
speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring
in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that
at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied,
"I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
2006-12-22 12:18:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that sounds like a blonde joke! that was really fun, I loved it!
2006-12-22 12:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by Lightbulb without a cause! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-22 12:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by BABY TZOPPORIAH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2006-12-22 12:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! No, I don't want to be marriage counselor.
2006-12-22 12:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait a minute that was just stupid
2006-12-22 12:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 words: hil-ar-io-us!!!!!
2006-12-22 12:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Hanna K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2006-12-22 12:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by veronica w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋