A man walked along a California beach deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so anyone can drive over anytime they want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify Me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "Do you want lights on that bridge?"
2006-12-22 11:57:03 · 4 answers · asked by Rich Z 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lmao!
2006-12-22 12:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ned flanders is a parody of a typical Christian. I love the episode where he finally explodes because he's been denying himself a normal life with everyone else. I dont find it offensive, if you cant laugh at yourself then I will. Really, humor.
2016-05-23 16:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Ya gotta LOVE the Lord's sense of HUMOUR! xx
2006-12-22 12:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute ;)
2006-12-22 11:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋