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Never heard of them. Were they in a band?

2006-12-22 11:52:15 · 21 answers · asked by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I wouldn't gamble on this line of questions one if I were you !

Wont it be funny if he drags this Q out at the pearly gates and says "well Elmo, explain yourself sonny ?"

2006-12-22 11:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3 2

God is not a person. God is God. And stop trying to be funny. Well either that, or you're just stupid because you ARE in the "religion and spirituality" section...so people would assume that you should know who God is.

2006-12-22 12:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you can believe what the white man has been teaching you through out you life, maybe you can try and read something different than the lies that have been taught to you and read Kings James Bible. I rather believe it than believe some of this stuff that is in the news paper, and on the news. Ask President Bush.

2006-12-22 11:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by pleasantville982001 2 · 0 1

Joh 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Joh 1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.
Joh 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
Joh 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Joh 1:5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

2006-12-22 11:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by scriptureman 2 · 0 3

God is the being who is responsible for putting you on this earth.
He is the one who allows you to ask such strange questions like this one.If it wasn't for Him putting your parents,elders,grown-ups,
big people,or whatever you choose to call your mother and father
whom were given the option for them to pro-create,you,more than likely wouldn't be here.They were in a heavy metal band back in the early 80's called The Godz.

2006-12-22 12:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by T-Bill 2 · 0 2

Yeah, but they fell out of favor once Fall Out Boy hit the scene. Oh, and it's not a scene, it's an arms race. And invisible God(s) don't have arms.

2006-12-22 11:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 0 1

That's the problem: people think of him as a person. Or worse yet they think of him as a 3 person 3 in one.

The Father is God

But so is Christ. He is not a baby in a manger. He is not a dead man on a cross. He is the executive Creator that stands at the controls of this vast universe.

2006-12-22 11:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by onelm0 7 · 1 3

Hes more than a person Hes eternal The CReator of mankind!

2006-12-22 11:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I wouldn't worry about that Elmo....since you are just a fluffy cartoon character, you would not understand anything about Him, so why bother asking that question.

2006-12-22 12:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by Learner 4 · 0 0

God is the one that made everything you see.
Get you a bible and try reading it. And get into church and learn about God "Jesus".

2006-12-22 20:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Preacher's Daughter 5 · 0 0

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