Have you ever FARTED in public?

Answer 1

Many times, not by choice. Sometimes they surprise you as much as anyone else. Have you ever had one of those farts that keep rolling out with every step you take? Those are truly embarrassing! I feel like my dad at those times. Did you see the Q earlier in the week about whether you ever farted and blamed someone else? My 8 year old and I laughed our heads off reading the answers. Then we spent the next few days blaming our farts on each other and the cat. Good for a chuckle.

By the way, I'm a real Lady! **gina and everything.

Answer 2

Never. Im very conscious about pollution in the air. But one day inside an elevator we were like 7 individuals and who knows who was, it was really bad more if you cant hurry the elevator....I know some cases of people inside airplanes i think thats why they have earphones or movies.

It is very rude to fart in public....and then people ask why the ozone layer is getting big... wink wink....

Answer 3

Us guys, when we're together.
It's a competition, isn't it?

OK Boys, right legs up, bent at the knee - bums out and Riiiiiiiiiiip!
Yeh - that's the way to do it.

The ladies?
They sit up real straight (these are REAL ladies I'm talking about -not those chewing gum, with a earring through their eyebrow and with a fag drooping from their mouth - those sorts are worse than the guys) - no, I'm talking about the real ladies.

They sit up very straight, with their knees tightly together, and change their position just a little.
Sometimes, they go a little red which is a good opportunity for them to say, "Phew, isn't it hot in here?" and then start fanning themselves with a piece of paper which is really blowing any smell away towards the poor dog laying in the corner twitching his left leg.

One thing I've forgotten. Those "ladies" I was referring to that have got an earring through their eyebrow, chewing gum and with a fag drooping from their mouth - after a fart - always burp.

A real big, deep, manly type of burp.
I wonder why?

Have you got an earring through your eyebrow?
Do you have a fag drooping from your mouth?

Much nicer to sit upright with your knees tightly together.

Goodbye

Answer 4

Yes. I did this in a very quiet classroom during a test. I had just had lunch, and was finished with my test before everyone, and was thinking how wonderful and smart I was to turn my test in at the front of the room first. So, I get up, and yep, a Rolling Ripper comes thundering and sputtering out of my ***!It was accidental, and and LBH ( loud but harmless), and no one said anything!God.

Answer 5

of course! but for my personal favorite I was in a Pizza Hut on a Friday night, the place was packed. I belched so loud that everyone in the place got quiet and looked right at me. It was excellent. I was on a date at the time (this was about 20 yrs ago) needless to say I didn't marry that girl. But I did get a good laugh out of her too.

Answer 6

What do you mean by in public? Not in front of other people....just in a descrete places nearby...noise helps, a fake cough. Never in an elevator....someone always gets in! Always around the family....

Answer 7

Why of course, and if anyone says they haven't is a liar....even the silent ones are considered farts.

Answer 8

Yeah man. Felt good. Gotta watch out for wet farts though, if your a long way from home.

Answer 9

Yup

Answer 10

every one has at one time or another, whether or not real ladies call them farts they still do as well.