First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole. Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit. Third was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without. Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet he lined it within. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee. Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and f---ed it and called it a C--T!
2006-12-22 10:42:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol the best one lol14/10 lol
2006-12-23 12:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1! 10/10 for the wit and humour :)
2006-12-22 10:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
brill great start cannot wait to read the rest 10/10
2006-12-22 12:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you are the funniest person on Y!A, 10/10 LOL
happy holidays
2006-12-22 11:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one i always did wonder where that slight whiff came from 10/10
2006-12-23 01:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny but ok. Not a bad joke. Kinda funny!
2006-12-22 12:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f*ck the rest hilarious
2006-12-22 11:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A ;ittle overated as I was reading it for my child but It's funny
2006-12-22 11:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant, you certainly have a way with words !!!!!!! lol lol lol
2006-12-22 18:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-22 11:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋