Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I
end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see." nodded the psychiatrist. "And you want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter?"
"For God's sake, no!" exclaimed the Nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterwards."
2006-12-22 10:39:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try and time your jokes so the daft Yanks dont see it. Nice one, bollocks to the negative people !!!!!
2006-12-22 18:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know that nurse she works with me 10/10
2006-12-22 13:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.... My kind of woman, has her priorities in order!
Chuckie "That Cheeky Lad, pride of Prescott"
2006-12-22 20:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I dig your jokes! Always a good one!
2006-12-22 12:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That dog needs a bone. Not funny.
2006-12-22 11:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by redpantyluver 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
naw itz iight. it aint da bez dat ive herd dough!
2006-12-22 11:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by =) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm,I don't think so
sounds like a regular conversation to me.
2006-12-22 10:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Jadaboo♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it is funny...too bad she does'nt have more patients (whoops meant patience) nope meant patients.
2006-12-22 10:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is ok. Not one of the best though.
2006-12-22 10:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Good one.
2006-12-22 10:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋