Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their 5ex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Joanne.
"Because, he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box."
2006-12-22 10:36:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmpl ha ha ha
2006-12-22 11:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the postman always rings twice so what is she moaning about 10/10 lol
2006-12-22 21:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww
2006-12-22 18:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thta's funny and I understand why she called her boyfriwnd the postman
2006-12-22 19:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Because, he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box." whats that suppose to mean? i dont get it lol
2006-12-22 19:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very funny 9/10
2006-12-22 19:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third woman had her lad figured out to perfection! He didn't care about precision in delivery, he was just happy to have his work done!
"Chuck, that Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-23 04:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rude but funny... good one
7/10
2006-12-22 18:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told slightly differently, but it's still just as funny. lol
2006-12-22 18:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
thanx for the laugh
2006-12-22 18:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-23 19:56:51 · answer #11 · answered by M6Kenzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋