a geezer was driving down the m1 when his phoned rings. its his girlfriend who's panicking like crazy.
quick, she says, turn on the radio there's a mad man driving the wrong way down the m1 like a nutter, towards all the cars.
fooking ell, he says, there isn't one, there's hundreds of the bastards
2006-12-22 10:26:20 · 17 answers · asked by PAZ.....GTFC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i like it.... gave me a smile.
2006-12-22 10:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a dangerous driving joke for you here...
A guy and his girlfriend were on their way to a movie. The guy was going extremely slow so his girlfriend thought up a way to make him speed up.
Girl: Hey, I've got a game we could play!"
Boy: Ok I'm listening
Girl: Ok here's how it works... Every time I take off a piece of my clothing you go 10 mph faster
Now the boy had never seen her naked so he eagerly agreed
First came off her shoes 20 miles
Next her jacket 30 miles
Now her shirt 40 miles
and so forth, after she had stripped off everything the boy stared at her and spazzed out then they suddenly crashed into a tree. The boy started yelling I'm stuck, I'm stuck, go get help! The girl's clothes had all flown out the open window. She frantically searched for something to cover up with but all she could find was her boyfriend's shoe. So she covered up down below and walked down to the street and tried to get someones attention. A trucker pulled over wondering what the naked girls story was so he asked and her reply was "Help my boyfriend is stuck and can't get out!" he looked down at the shoe and said "Well ma'am, I'm afraid if he's in that deep we'll never get him out!"
The End!!!!!
2006-12-22 18:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
old bastard in a big ford friday. Let him out of a park into our lane. Hit the brakes, if my friend hadn't been paying attention we would have been up his bum... why, he wanted to get into the other lane quickly to turn to the north.
My mate's thought "That's what you get for being nice to an old fart"
The Beggar was either blind, a git, or ought to surrender his papers.
He had more bawls than the Avondale Rangers...
http://www.avondale-rangers.co.uk/
"Chuck, that Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-23 04:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-22 18:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a smile from me
2006-12-25 13:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by pal6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2006-12-23 08:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like He's Mine joke.
2006-12-22 19:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
delayed reaction; then I laughed loads.
2006-12-22 18:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by OO7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes love it
2006-12-26 04:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yippee - thought it might have been about female drivers
2006-12-22 18:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by suki doo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-22 18:31:13 · answer #11 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋