2006-12-22 09:56:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Underground cable.
2006-12-22 10:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Satan runs the cable companies
2006-12-22 10:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by bata4689 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-12-23 02:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cable.
2006-12-22 10:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan would definately bundle the awesome digital cable he's got with his internet
2006-12-22 09:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ang D 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cable cuz some lines are under ground!
2006-12-22 09:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd say DSL, he needs to have fast access so that he can cause us mortals to do stupid evil things.
2006-12-22 10:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by gypsyiiiis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan does not need such gadgets, he has the Satanic Network that covers all of his needs.
2006-12-22 10:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cable. Only the best for his unholiness.
2006-12-22 09:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Atlas 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
cable , but he can upgrade it to DSL anytime he wants..if we let him!
2006-12-22 09:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by Tellie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋