2006-12-22 09:54:16 · 2 answers · asked by Jennie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did Santa get slapped by 3 women?
Because he said Ho! Ho! Ho!
2006-12-23 04:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, it is a bit late now, I know, but I didn't see this earlier! Here are some web sites with some pretty good jokes on them! Maybe you can keep tabs on them for next year! Hope you had a good holiday!
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This will sleigh you.
What is Santa's primary language? North Polish.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus. It is titled The Deer Sleigher.
Where does Santa go swimming? The North Pool.
How do Santa and Mrs. Claus get around? On an icicle built for two.
What do you do when your mom and dad don't wake up on Christmas morning?
Go ahead and open your presents!
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
2006-12-25 11:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋