A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the drivers side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I cant believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Dont you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Wheres my Rolex!"
2006-12-22 09:22:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that's good!
2006-12-22 09:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he still had his materialistic cell phone to call 911 for an ambulance...
there's always an upside...
2006-12-22 17:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Piguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haah i like that one
dude my dad has a lexus and wants a rolex....but hes not a lawyer!!
2006-12-22 17:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by HS Sweetness 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thumbs up!!! nothing against lawyers, but that was too funny.
btw that kitten is absolutely adorable!!!!
2006-12-22 17:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by nicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-22 19:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!!! thats the funniest joke so far. did u make it?? if u did, u r so creative. lol.
2006-12-22 17:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice one
2006-12-22 17:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever299 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one before....very cute
2006-12-22 17:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by ChubbyCheeks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it 10.9
happy holidays
2006-12-22 18:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funnny once again you know alot of these jokes!!!!!!!
2006-12-22 17:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋