Im in a really compromising position...i was proposed to earlier tonight...and my lover Bad B...kidnapped me...chained me to his kitchen sink and challenged my proposer to a duel at dawn...so while myself and Bad B were at the sink arguing over whether i should have to wear marigolds as well as the boots...his wife walked in demanding her Marigolds back...what should i do?...at the same time my proposer showed up looking for his duel...Bad B chivalrously locked me in the bedroom...and is gallantly battling both....should i go out and help him or stay quiet???
2006-12-22 08:52:52 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hurry back Bad...;0)
2006-12-22 09:06:27 · update #1
Ok ..she, you can come out now ..
I have made a deal with my wife and your proposer ... they have left together ...
..unfortunately she wouldn't leave without the marigolds ...
and as your proposer seemed happy with that .. I am still in one peice ...
I think you did the right thing staying in the bedroom ... but its time for you to get back to the kitchen sink .. ;-))
where u belong
dR bad
just popping out to the shop .. for some new gloves
2006-12-22 09:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok now that I have some back story, it all makes sense....LOL. Tell him that unless he is going to make love to you, that he must unchain you from the sink! Then tell the witch she can have her smelly marigolds, and go buy some lillies. Let the man fight his own battles, just turn the TV on in the bedroom and watch Seinfeld. It'll be over soon enough.
2006-12-22 11:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the acid honey... its fun in small doses but daily use over time will cause your mind to become totally detached from reality..
otherwise marry your proposer and then swap w/ the other couple from time to time or form a commune w/ the 4 of you. Maybe invite in a couple more women to satisfy the men.
Or you could challenge the wife to a duel and take both men for yourself, making them your love slaves.
or you could sit quiet and let the cards fall where they may.
2006-12-22 09:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by goodtimefriend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay quite, but if you can get him on his own without her realising tell him to tell her to take the marigolds and go, or both sneak out to the car and go somewhere else and tell him to say he got called into work for a couple of hours.
2006-12-22 10:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... but do you still have the boots??
if so that's all you need.. pop the window.. grab some clothing and run down the street singing "born free".
(P.s. Ditch the marigolds... you didn't like them much anyway).
2006-12-22 09:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try killing Bad B. that way nothing will never get to you ever again, and you will not have to wear the same o boots all the time and never get locked up. and I heard Bad B really hate's it when a female say's the word beat.
2006-12-22 09:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..... i think you should eat the marigolds so the wife won't get them first. then you should tell Big B that if he doesnt let you out this minute you will rip all his good clothes to bits that should do the trick
2006-12-22 08:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by trinitygirl_2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should just get out of this situation by jumping out through the window and leave your geezer to sort out his mess. I think you and your partner are always hallucinating and whatever world you are exploring is about to come to an end.
2006-12-22 09:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by marizani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You walk out naked and tell the men to stop fighting over you. You, the wife, and the two dudes should all get naked and have an orgy. I say make love not war.
2006-12-22 08:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Bad B sounds like a total jerk, and you should drop him, or else you might die.
Besides, you wanna keep your marigolds, right?
2006-12-22 08:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋