A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him." "Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs." "Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.
2006-12-22 08:15:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice really good HAHAH "till death do we part"
2006-12-22 08:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know anybody who enjoys going to the doctor, and actually yes there are places where you can get an appointment on a Saturday so if he doesn't want to miss work find a new doctor. And no you are not alone, but that is why married men live longer than single men, because they have us to make them get check ups and deal with health issues before they turn life threatening.
2016-05-23 16:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Just make sure the insurance policies are paid up.
Have a Happy Holiday!
2006-12-22 08:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny thanx 4 da points
2006-12-22 11:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-12-22 08:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny, but I have heard it before in other scenarios.lol
2006-12-22 08:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Gitterdonenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
love the kitty pic too
2006-12-22 08:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Chat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I heard it before, but it's still funny!
2006-12-22 08:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-22 08:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by luvya ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! You have started my day right, thanks.Nice joke.
2006-12-22 08:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Faye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋