What part of the body goes to heaven first?
3 kids raise their hand.(little boy in back of class wanting to be picked first waveing his hand back and forth)
Ok cathey what do you think goes to heaven first? cathy replys your heart,because you have to have Jesus in your heart to go to heaven. teacher says very good. ok Ann your next,
Ann said i think it's your sole that goes first. Because you have to have Jesus in your heart and sole. Teacher said very good. OK Bobby what do you think? Bobby says I know this one it's your FEET. Teacher says YOUR FEET why do you think your feet goes first? Bobby said Because I got out of bed last night to go to the bathroom and when I walked past mom and dads room momma had her feet in the air saying OH GOD I'M COMEING, I'M COMEING.
I showed this one yesterday
2006-12-22 08:15:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats ******* hilarious
2006-12-22 09:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by Elise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Sunday School teacher would ask that question. In Christian theology, the Body does not go to heaven - it is an empty vessel. The premise is ludicrous.
2006-12-22 16:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats disgusting and hilarious at the same time
2006-12-22 16:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by luvya ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so hilarious
2006-12-22 20:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by BABY TZOPPORIAH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's dumb and hilarious at the same time !
2006-12-22 16:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by riddlemethis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha but you spelt a few things wrong.
Work on your spelling
^_^
2006-12-22 16:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by Yulieth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAMRT kid he probly just 'happend" to see them
2006-12-22 16:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty,,kaye<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's horrible!!! but oddly amusing
2006-12-22 16:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by Christie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2006-12-22 21:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋