This is the joke I just heard..
Jesus and the Devil were arguing about who is better on the computer.. So they had a competition to see who is better with God as the judge..
The two were typing away, all the codes etc.. Until suddenly the power went out after a lightning bolt struck..
When the power came back, God asked the Devil.. 'So, lets see what you have done then..'
The Devil responded, 'I have nothing..' So God asked Jesus to show what he had done..
Heavenly music played as the computer came to life and all his work was soon back on the screen..
'But.. How..?!' The Devil asked..
'Well, you see..' God spoke.. 'Jesus saves..'
2006-12-22 07:40:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very cute. where have you been?
2006-12-22 08:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, Eric H., but everyone doesn't go to Heaven. What have you been smoking? You keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it. To get into Heaven you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and repent your sins. It's not about being a good person, saying prayers, and going to church every week. I hate when people make jokes about God. How sorry they will be on their last day when they find out how wrong they were and that it will be too late when they are burning in the pits of health.
2016-05-23 16:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Saves!
... by clipping coupons and shopping on sale days.
2006-12-22 07:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny thanx for the points
2006-12-22 12:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by BABY TZOPPORIAH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That i must admit is AWESOME. First religious posting/question that I've seen that was actually worth reading.
2006-12-22 07:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by ny2la_usamex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a Funny Joke! Who do you think is Better in real life! are you saved? i am, and once you get saved, it changes your life forever! i love Jesus, yes i do. I love Jesus, HOW 'BOUT YOU??????
2006-12-22 07:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I remember that one, twitch pew ladies twitch!
2006-12-22 07:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-12-22 07:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good
2006-12-22 08:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by Rusty! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that is a good one
2006-12-22 07:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by LA Baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋