An English guy sits at a cafe eating breakfast when a french guy chewing chewing gum comes in and sits down next to him. "Do you eat jam?" the french guy asks. The english guy replies with a nod. "We don't," says the french guy, "we only eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then take the peelings and seeds, put them in a jar, recycle them and send them to england as jam" the french guy says.
"Do you eat croissants?" the french guy asks. The english guy nods again. "We don't, we only eat the inside of the bread, then put the crust and crumbs in a jar, recycle them, and send them to england as croissants. The english guy smiles sarcastically, then asks "do you have sex in france?"
"Course we do," replies the french guy.
"what do you do with the condomns after you use them?" the english guy asks.
"We throw them away of course" replies the french guy.
"We dont. we put them in a jar, recycle them, and send them to france as chewing gum" replied the english guy
2006-12-22 07:30:33 · 36 answers · asked by The Boss 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one 10/10
2006-12-22 08:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no longer extraordinary in any respect. even with what people in English-conversing international places think of, that's no extra extraordinary to French people than an Asian lady who speaks English. in case you pass to France or Quebec, you will see people of all races who communicate French, and somewhat often, no longer the rest. some everybody remains unaware of ways languages paintings and picture people who seem a undeniable way could desire to communicate basically a undeniable language. I had a ecu chum who claimed that i did no longer seem "American" because of the fact i'm Asian; he's never been to united states of america or the different English-conversing u . s . for that rely (we met in Japan). on the different hand, I had a French chum who mentioned that no rely what you appear to be, in case you pass to France, people will anticipate you're French except they pay attention you communicate something else, basically like in united states of america. i'm examining eastern, chinese language, French and German.
2016-10-05 22:02:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is nasty but funny!! Poor French guy he was enjoying his gum then the English man broke the news about the condoms. I guess I won't be chewing anymore gum. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-12-22 07:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excellent. Nowt like a little racism against the French on a Friday night.
2006-12-22 07:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by cheaper_bills 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was the funniest thing I have ever heard. I mean the riddles and jokes I hear are lame and gay. You could be a comedian if you did a little better
2006-12-22 07:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha! Win.
2006-12-22 12:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks you've put a smile on my face that was very amusing!! people who don't agree are just jealous cause they can't come up with a good English\french joke....keep them coming!!!
Merry Happy Christmas jokes!!!
2006-12-22 08:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
UPS THAT MUST HAVE HURT HIM IN THE BELOW THE BELT SECTION.
BET IT PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE THO.2/1 TO HIM THO.
2006-12-22 07:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are soooooooooooo nasty!!! Stand in the corner!!!! I live in France now and I'm Scottish so I can't back you up on this one..Happy Noel!!!
2006-12-22 07:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
only the cute ones
2006-12-22 07:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋