Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
2006-12-22 07:09:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!
I love it!
What a great joke!
2006-12-22 07:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehhehhehe!!! Hilarious!!! 15/10!!
2006-12-22 15:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's about time someone gives a fantastic joke this day!!!! This is just so, so, so funny I just can't stop laughing. The three guys where showing off about their son's and at the end I'm sure they where shock to find out there boys are gay. This is an awesome joke, thank you for sharing it!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-12-22 15:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice One
2006-12-22 15:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Latina129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I bet those three dads crapped their pants when they heard that. GOOD 1
2006-12-22 15:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOK WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH NICE*
2006-12-22 15:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty,,kaye<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-12-22 15:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cheshire Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! THAT IS SOOOOO HILARIOUS! i bet those dads crapped a brick when they heard that! ha!
2006-12-22 15:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ooooooooooooooooo good1
2006-12-22 15:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great
2006-12-22 15:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋