Sound like you have been listening to the Pope.
PS: I love your name.
Martha Spudsy had been the Jelly Judge at the county fair for forty years. In fact, Aunt Martha was a Jelly Judge at the last World's Fair.
When she was admitted to the hospital for observation, she was amazed that they had a supply of jelly in the night stand next to her bed.
Each morning, she would order toast for breakfast and then use the jelly from her night stand.
When the Hospital Administrator was interviewing patients, he asked Martha, "How do you like the food here in this Hospital?"
Martha replied, “It’s pretty good, but I can't seem to get used to that Kentucky Jelly".
The Administrator responded, "Kentucky Jelly? I wasn't aware we were getting our jelly from Kentucky. I'll "check it out" and let you know."
Nurse Cracket asked, "Martha, we can't find any record of us buying jelly from Kentucky. Where did you get it?"
Aunt Martha replied, "Right here in my night stand. See, KY stands for Kentucky".
Nurse Cracket saw the label on the container; "KY Jelly"
From my book: "How to write your own Jokes", Amazon.com
2006-12-22 07:12:26
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answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6
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God doesnt always get credit for all the good.
Where do you see anyone thanking God on the news when a man survives an avalanche? Just the man, but not the rest.
So be careful of what you say...humans have the tendency to take credit for everything and blame the bad on the rest...God along with it.
2006-12-22 07:10:50
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answered by Antares 6
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James 1:17
Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows.
He created the world with the ability to be perfect, then humans chose to sin and brought corruption and decay to the earth.
2006-12-22 07:29:30
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answered by BaseballGrrl 6
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Because God is all good! God allows humans to make their own choices good or bad. There are many Christians that make horrilbe decisions and do bad things. That is why Jesus died on the cross for us, so we can repent for our sins and be forgiven. God does not cause bad things in this world, we humans do. But God has the power to forgive if you ask him, too.
2006-12-22 07:13:31
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answered by gabby5 2
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Humans are not to blame. Sin is to blame.
Without free will we would be robots. We have the opportunity to do the right things, but sin prevents us from being what God intended us to be.
2006-12-22 07:20:51
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answered by Soon2BMommy 3
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God deserves all the credit for the good because if we humans follow his teachings and his will for each of us,then good things will happen,he will give us what we need to make good things happen.Those of us who turn our backs on HIM have no leadership or teaching from him and will be led by satan to a world of pain,despair and tragedy.
2006-12-22 07:15:18
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answered by harleyman 3
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God should get no credit for the good. Humans are responsible for all of it.
2006-12-22 07:12:46
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answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7
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Because most of the problems and bad things that happen are due to humans following their free will instead of God and His Word. We as people need to take responsibility for our actions.
2006-12-22 07:11:39
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answered by Tracy S 4
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because people are sinners, not God. Satan has a pretty good hand in all the evil of the world too, but people do sin.
2006-12-22 07:44:53
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answered by mcentiremadness 3
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It's called "justification."
Anything good is because God willed it to be so or answered a prayer somewhere, but if something bad happens then it all must be part of "God's Plan" or something.
An easy, canned answer for anything.
2006-12-22 07:18:14
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answered by Anonymous
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