Indian man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Indian man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here.
The Indian man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen
Pinky....when I was born, I was BROWN,"
"When I grew up, I was BROWN,"
"When I'm sick, I'm BROWN,"
"When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN,"
"When I'm cold, I'm BROWN,"
"When I die, I'll be BROWN." "But you My Honkee man ...
"When you're born, you're pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold, you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
LETS ALL GET ALONG AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year.
signed by
A Texas Pinky
2006-12-22 07:05:33 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome. I'll share this with a lot of people. Excellent point.
MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY, HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
2006-12-22 07:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love that one. I heard it with a Black Man as opposed to an Indian man but its still the same meaning. Very clever and too funny.
2006-12-22 07:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...10/10 hehehahahhoho
Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!
2006-12-22 07:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Brother is White and will always be,
my older sister was White, then she was Brown.
my younger sister was White, then she was Black.
and the youngest sister, was White, and then
she was Smith.
John White..
(Just kidding, have a good Christmas)
2006-12-22 07:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hhehehehehehehe!!! Hilarious! Love it!
2006-12-22 07:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-22 12:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by BABY TZOPPORIAH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats VERY funny good joke
2006-12-22 07:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by My Life is in Black and White 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheh, I like it. A whole new meaning to "coloured".
Merry christmas to you too.
2006-12-22 07:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! 12/10!!
2006-12-22 07:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One =)
2006-12-22 07:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by Latina129 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋