I was chucked out of a muslim lap dancing club last night.......
I only shouted get your face out for the lads!!!!!
2006-12-22 06:52:45 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To mariolla o
Don't read "JOKES" if you cant't take it..i did warn....."YOU" must be to thick to understand that...i'm sorry "HONEY"
2006-12-22 07:29:35 · update #1
Spot on that joke, if they can't stand the heat they should get out of the kitchen. You carry on and bollocks to em. Best wishes for Christmas, Shredder XXX
2006-12-22 09:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try going to a muslim party and playing the fastest game of
pass the parcel ever
2006-12-22 16:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've had question deleted for less .. but still a good joke
here's one back for you
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting , and, best of all he'll not be altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
2006-12-22 15:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-22 18:20:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Anythin that offends on these pages is fine in my eyes. Lovin' your work....
2006-12-22 15:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ecko 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
y
2006-12-22 17:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke if you get it left on
2006-12-22 14:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lolol
2006-12-23 09:21:26 · answer #8 · answered by Roger Yorkhunt 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is so my bf's sense of humour. got anymore? or anyone else got any like this?
2006-12-22 16:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mz $am$ 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
its a wonder they didnt say does my bomb look big in this
2006-12-22 15:01:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋