Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
2006-12-22 05:43:01 · 10 answers · asked by (^_^) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bush Solves a Puzzle
His closest advisors came to visit Bush at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the wagon, Bush replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment. "Ah, but you're wrong. I did it in record time." When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they told him that wasn't that great. "Oh yeah?" said the commander in chief, "Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!"
2006-12-22 05:44:50 · update #1
really i am out of my seat...lol
good one
2006-12-22 05:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by nickless 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the first one. I've heard that one as a blonde joke before. The second one was FUNNY. I've never heard that one before. And to the person who said we shouldn't be making fun of our president, he's stupid. Not very many people like him.
2006-12-22 14:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by Emily A 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Sounds like our George.
2006-12-22 13:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I like the first one. But i really think if you're a true American you wouldn't be here embarassing your country and president. Well i'm not an American.
2006-12-22 13:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 6⤋
hahahahahahah...........Good jokes.........You made me laugh so much........Thank you
To Emily A........
I agree with you.....he's stupid, but you said that no much pple like him..
So....if not so much pple like him...........who did vote for him??? How did he get the presidence??????
2006-12-22 14:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2006-12-22 13:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahah yup thats our president... ya this countries goin down the shitter...
2006-12-22 13:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol.. thanx, u made my day
2006-12-22 14:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that guy's familiar!!! I think it's the one who ***** his ******* *** up his throat!!!
2006-12-22 14:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-12-22 14:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋