bark at the mailman.** Oscar Mayer truck parked at the kitchen door on Wednesdays.** Starts his own party and runs for President.** Congressman from Texas suddenly pushing anti-cat bill.** "Bigfoot" truck in the driveway with "Hey Cat - Make My Day!" bumper sticker.** Shortage of beef jerky at all the local grocery stores.
2006-12-22 05:35:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great Joke
have you heard tis one?
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.
The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more fu$king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
2006-12-22 05:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7/10
2006-12-22 10:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..lol
2006-12-22 06:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Lets paws to reflect.
2006-12-22 05:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CATS MAKE ME SKIN CRAWL
SO WHATS THE DIFFERENCE ANY WAY SOME ONE'S HAVE CAT STAKES HOPE IT FILLS THE HOLE.
2006-12-22 08:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the answer one is better
2006-12-22 06:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-12-22 05:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! nice one
2006-12-22 06:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by teapreacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋