2006-12-22 05:24:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FSM-ism, sho-nuff. The Flying Spaghetti Monster promises all followers (not believers, but followers... just *say* you believe) a place in heaven, where there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory. For those who do not "believe", there is Hell, where the Beer Volcano spews out light beer that's kind of flat, and the strippers are riddled with STD's... Plus, every Friday is a religious holiday (arguable at work) and the "Pastafarians" are saving up money for a Pirate Ship Church. How's that for insurance?
2006-12-22 05:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
There is only one God that offers eternal life as a free gift. The Lord Jesus Christ came to earth as a man so he could die for your sins on the cross. Put you faith and trust in that and you will spend eternity in God's heaven. Ephesians 2: 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Ephesians 2: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
2006-12-22 13:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God & Son Eternal Life Insurance
I carry a policy with them...believe me, there's none better.
2006-12-22 17:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could worship the geico gecko.
Not really. Go with God, He is the only real worship-able being, the scriptures tell us so.
2006-12-22 13:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by SilversC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what insurance company God's use, but heard a rumor that Jesus had Geico. That's why he made the one lizard that could talk.
2006-12-22 13:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The God of the bible offers the best insurance on earth. Place your faith in what Christ did for you on the cross and you are guarenteed a place on heaven. No strings attached! It doesn't get more assuring than that!
2006-12-22 13:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
homeowners, auto or life?
Allstate has a great discount if you do a package.
2006-12-22 13:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by RightLeft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is easy, get yourself God-zilla as a god and you'll be set for life.
2006-12-22 13:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by markos m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Met Life. I love whales.
2006-12-22 13:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you will worship Godzilla, Godzilla promise not to crush you!
2006-12-22 13:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋