A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne." "Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap from anybody!"
2006-12-22 04:54:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bloody hilarious!
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2006-12-22 04:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Munpreet Kaur Mangat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
My grandmother loaned me a roll of TP and explained to me why she had extra and she told me about the John Wayne resemblence.
2006-12-22 13:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by TFK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it scored a rather poor 3/10 on my giggle scale...
That's actually quite a generous score as it didn't raise a smile - you got your 3/10 for it being just a teeny tiny bit clever.
2006-12-22 13:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That gets right to the bottom of my sense of humour. Can't wait to meet the old movie buffs (both the mates and the movies) in club/pub tonight.
2006-12-22 13:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
John Wayne: still kicking butt from beyond the grave! Now THAT'S tough!
2006-12-22 12:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ya thats cute.
2006-12-22 12:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by xEasilyInfluenced 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great joke 10/10 as usual
2006-12-22 21:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo ! get off yer pan and wipe yer a*s lmfao
2006-12-22 16:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is funny 10/10
2006-12-22 14:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahhahahahahahaha lol
ok i'm done know thank for the really long laugh
2006-12-23 05:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by italiana mocha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋