A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
2006-12-22 04:48:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cracking joke, well done.
2006-12-22 06:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-22 15:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-22 12:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just saw that one but still worth the thumbs up and a 7.
Keep them coming.
2006-12-22 14:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmslof 10/10
2006-12-22 21:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrinkled winkel i bet 10/10
2006-12-22 14:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great joke.
2006-12-22 12:51:30 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhahahah how sad poor old man!!! good joke
2006-12-22 13:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny. Keep 'em up!!!!
2006-12-22 12:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by Bathroom Graffiti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah good one girl, keep em coming!! lmao
2006-12-22 12:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋