Ok I'm driving up to the U.S. border now. I'm typing on my Blackberry so I've got to be quick. I have my 16 year old Mexican mail order bride in the trunk. How can I improve my chances?
2006-12-22 03:28:01 · 14 answers · asked by Buddy Love 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
just stuff them in the trunk under everything now hurry
2006-12-22 03:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It’s very easy to criticize and judge when it doesn’t happen to you. People question how a 14 year old could be in the border when it’s so dangerous. Where were the parents you ask? It’s clear that you have never lived in a dangerous city. As a father how can you prevent your child to go out to the streets living in Detroit, the Bronx or many other cities in the US with a high crime rate let alone the Mexican cities at the border? Knowing firsthand how hard it is to cross the border, who in their right mind thinks a 14 year old can be smuggling illegal immigrants? Who feels threaten by a 14 year old boy the size of the poor kid who died? Why would someone in their right mind shoot a kid twice including one in the head? For those asking, I would let myself get hit on my head by a rock by your 14 year old son from the same distance, and if I survive the "DEADLY BLOW" in return I get a chance to shoot him in the head. the law states that you can’t shoot a thief inside your house is he is attempting to escape, so how can you justify a homicide by a grown adult, who works to protect and serve, shooting a 14 year old boy in the head in an open field? The United States is a country filled with diversity from all over the world. Not every immigrant that looks Hispanic is Mexican. Not every immigrant is from south of the border. There are immigrants from all over the world, we just happen to live Southside of a country that promises the American dream to everyone with a light skin tone, not to any one with dark skin tone. How can you judge Stalin or Hitler or any other racist man when you yourself promote this racist violence? And if anything I’ve wrote goes in through one ear and out the other, think about one think, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WAS YOUR CHILD WHO GOT SHOT BY MEXICAN POLICE? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
2016-03-29 03:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the holiday's try a Christmas Tree bag.....we had one sitting in our office for a while and people asked me who was in it. I said no one but when I put someone in it after leaving it there for a while no one will know the difference :)
2006-12-22 03:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Erin B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act cool dude throw away everything suspicious up front now.
cover her up and be very very normal talking to them.
I dont approve but good luck .
2006-12-22 03:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have her walk across roadless a desert area in South Texas at night....
2006-12-22 03:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really dont know why you would want to come to this part of the island your pretty much on the same island your should stay in mexico were they really care about human rights
2006-12-22 03:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by peter w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the rear seat
2006-12-23 04:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by CoCo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get in the trunk with her.
2006-12-22 03:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by misty blue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a older wife from AMERICA,could be a start.
2006-12-22 03:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by J.B.1972 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why cant find a date here
2006-12-22 03:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋