I heard a knock on my door last night.
I looked through the spy-hole and saw a Muslim lady stood there ina vail.
I did not open the door, I spoke to her through the letterbox,
See how she likes it.
2006-12-22 02:46:47 · 24 answers · asked by ROMFT 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not only have we heard it before, but many MANY times before. It's so old now that it's got whiskers on it!
2006-12-22 02:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If theres no reason but just so happen that a Muslim lady should be knocking on your door in the middle of the night, then i believe you should also take no reason but to stand in the middle of the road with the door attached to your face. Dont worry about cars coming by, you can still see through the letterbox.
See how the drivers like it.
2006-12-22 15:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by linamoii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why r you so racist? Muslim women wear veils not to spite you, but because of their beleifs, and if you happened to start only walking round with a door attached to your face and only speaking through the letterbox because of what you believed, i would be fine with that. Why do you think that all muslim women are out to get you unless are an ignorant self-centred jerk?
Hey i got a joke as well: Some racist idiot tells a joke thats really not funny to these muslim women. They call the po.lice, and he gets a fine for racist behaviour!!!
2006-12-22 11:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by yezmax 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
yeah lol heard it about 2-3 months ago, lol still makes me laugh.
BTW you are gonna get loads of people that are gonna call you racist, so beware!
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2006-12-22 10:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like that! i should tell that joke to mi peoples in the A.
2006-12-22 11:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kaleen J 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh i thought there was going to be a joke in here.
2006-12-22 11:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
foolin me,
thats funny as not hell
but funny
2006-12-22 11:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that had me in histerics!
lol, cant breath, must stop laughing!
its funny, cause its true, lol hahahahahaha
2006-12-22 11:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i didnt find that funny at all.... you obvioulsy dont know much about other races so you cover it up by pivking on them... man your pathetic
2006-12-22 12:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by cleo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehehe sorry everyone but thought it was good
2006-12-22 14:47:08 · answer #10 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋