A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
2006-12-22 01:54:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Lord that's funny! thank you.
2006-12-22 02:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. My uncle is an aggie and a redneck. I'll have to pass it on.
2006-12-22 02:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH Two thumbs up for you thats a riot! LOL luv it
2006-12-22 01:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Evilish13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...I can laugh cuz I went to UT.
2006-12-22 02:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-22 01:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THAT IS TOO FUNNY
2006-12-22 02:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-22 02:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋