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And remember when Moses said to his people, 'Allah commands you to slaughter a cow,' they said, 'Dost thou make a jest of us?' He said, 'I seek refuge with Allah lest I should be of the ignorant.'

2006-12-22 01:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I drove past a farmers field this morning and there were black and white ones and a few golden ones too. Mabey if you took a drive in the country you would receive the same blessings and see some cows too. When your down on your knees worshipping be careful not to be under the tail though.

2006-12-22 09:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by mariselasman 3 · 0 0

Just go to a thrift shop and pick up a cow coin bank, paint it gold, and then worship. The good news is that once you have filled it with coins you can take them to the bank, proof that the golden cow saves!!!

2006-12-22 09:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Paul H 6 · 2 0

Right here.

http://www.chicagotraveler.com/cows/29.jpg

I suggest you call ahead and find out the current location of the cow first.

2006-12-22 09:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by February Rain 4 · 1 0

thay can do an indiana jones film raiders of the lot cow sounds like a load of bull to me

2006-12-22 09:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 0

The Israelites had to make their own. Maybe you need to get off your butt, walk around the desert for a few years, and then make one yourself. Maybe in the time that you spend wandering, you'll realize what a dumb question you just asked.

2006-12-22 09:29:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 0 0

You already worship yourself ,By the way Mr un cool is that your nose are or you sucking on a peter /lol

2006-12-22 09:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0 0

On eBay they are available regularly.
Try the Flying Spaghetti Monster too if you have a minute. He will wigle His noodley appendages for your delight.

Ramen!

2006-12-22 09:31:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would assume it was a sign. I would have it melted down and feed the ones in need.

2006-12-22 09:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0 0

You're in luck! There is one here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Brown-and-Gold-Cow-Figurine_W0QQitemZ180066062270QQihZ008QQcategoryZ40143QQcmdZViewItem

And the opening bid is only $1.99!

2006-12-22 09:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by thundercatt9 7 · 0 0

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