Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bl*wjob?
A.) B*lowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjo*b.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
2006-12-22 00:36:31 · 8 answers · asked by adi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey ppl..thnx for such a nice response...lol...ohk can u gimmi thumbs ups also ???lol..please
2006-12-22 00:43:00 · update #1
merry xmas to everyone
2006-12-22 00:48:15 · update #2
Oh LOL :)))))))Thanks this was what I need today. Everything was a bad news. I finally laugh, my God I'm smiling because of you
thank you
2006-12-22 00:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...Just when I thought my day was the sh!ttiest...So glad I seen this one and at the right time Thanx for bringing the humour back to me.Happy Hplidays
And yes I made sure i gave you thumbs up
2006-12-22 13:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This are so funny hehehehe
2006-12-22 01:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-22 00:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny i laughed
2006-12-22 01:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! That's some funny sh it, my friend! :D Thanks for the laugh! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-22 00:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow you seriously need to get a life
2006-12-22 00:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
HO HO HO HO.. THAT'S 10/10 FOR YOU AND A MERRY XMAS
2006-12-22 00:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋