2006-12-22 00:31:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tell him you are using his toothbrush to sexually pleasure yourself.
2006-12-22 00:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas Santa. Can't wait to sit on your lap and tell you exactly what I want for Christmas.
P.S. Forgot to ask you how old you are ! Be good and enjoy Santa, I mean Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
2006-12-22 08:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sunflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "let me buy you a shot of whatever it takes to get you out of those clothes"!
2006-12-22 08:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JD3, considering the fact that there're several underaged members using this site, I would rather advice you to contact me through my profile about your request cos I'm mindful of what I say here. cya
2006-12-22 08:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by mykemejeje 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmm...the possibilities are endless.
How about "Come home and make me moan"
or
"I need you to put out my fire. Bring your hose and come over" LOLOL
2006-12-22 08:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by hot_italian_empress 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you want to get on your knees and you want to pull his zipper down with you teeth and let your tongue explore what's inside! (He will want to rip your clothes off right then and there!)
2006-12-22 08:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Snow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put on your santa hat, and come down my chimney
2006-12-22 08:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by corkscrewpirate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey stud... your studabaker is warmed up! Take it for a ride!"
2006-12-22 08:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong can't think for yourself?
2006-12-22 08:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by popo dean 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋