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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

2006-12-21 23:54:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

to Paul R have a look at my other jokes!!!!!

2006-12-22 00:05:28 · update #1

14 answers

ahh, I see, looking for a pilot thats not bothered by the noise. aha

2006-12-22 00:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 1

Good One TEZ, Least It's Not One Of Yur Irish Jokes.
Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate.

2006-12-21 23:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0 2

Whats all that about then ???????? Are you saying that all those people are stranded at Heathrow coz of one pilot ??????

Oh - it was a JOKE ?? All I can say is I'm glad you're not spending Christmas at my house mate - couldnt take the laughter xxx

2006-12-21 23:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by starlet108 7 · 0 0

Had the pilot(s) light gone out ?
Nice one Terry

2006-12-22 02:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 1

Ha ha hah thats a gdn nice and subtle lol

2006-12-22 00:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 1

good 1 lol 10/10

2006-12-22 04:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

nice lol 9 / 10

2006-12-22 01:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0 1

a kamikaze one was he 10/10

2006-12-22 00:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

good one 8/10

2006-12-22 00:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yes it was thick today,i met myself comming back from the shop?

2006-12-22 00:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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