zeus, jesus, or the lucky charms leprachaun?
2006-12-21 23:43:31 · 25 answers · asked by dino_ou812 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I sometimes hate answering these Questions, because it brings down the best Answer ration since they are usually Troll qauestions, but I have to answer this because I also thought of it extensively.
I'm imagining a boxing match. The answer for mixed martial arts would be different.
I would say Zeus seems to have a lot of upper body power and amazing abbs. He is just generally physically more built than Jesus. He has an older appearence, so that might cost him stamina.
Jesus looks more agile than Zeus. He also has a firm torso, but doesn't seem to have the arm strength. Call me crazy, but I look at Jesus and think glass jaw. I do imagine he is faster with more Stamina than Zeus, and Zeus seems to me the kind to use the Joe Frazier method of just absorbing damage rather than rolling with punches. I think Jesus would be more professional in rolling with punches.
In the end, I think Zeus would winn unless Jesus came out with a lot of energy and just started dancing around and delivering lightning fast jabs from a distance. I think even with his better endurance, he'd get tired out and Zeus would pound him in the end.
The Lucky charms guy is just to small, but I imagine he has the best technique and knows the sweet science of disticuffs better than the other two. I banned him using magic as per boxing rules.
Bottom line: Jesus is a better cut man than a real contender.
2006-12-22 00:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by 0 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well since Zeus and the Lucky Charms leprachaun are creations of man, and Jesus is Divine, I'd have to say Jesus; but you couldn't really call it a fight, because all Christ would have to do is raise His hand and say, "Peace, be still", and it would all be over with.
2006-12-22 07:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Zeus, of course..... with the lucky charms leprechaun coming in a close second.
2006-12-22 07:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Zeus
2006-12-22 07:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I'll put two pounds to win on the leprachaun!!!!! Back you dogs give them room top fight!!!!!
2006-12-22 07:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Zeus. Carpenters that can walk on water and leprechauns aren't much against thunderbolts.
2006-12-22 07:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Even tho' I'm not a christian, I still think Jesus was a real guy and the others aren't - so I guess I'd pick him, although I'd really have to say none because Jesus is dead.
2006-12-22 07:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You left out the Smurfs, a rabid war like clan who will not stand down from a fight.
2006-12-22 07:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lucky, the lucky charms lerpachaun.
He's magically delicious.
2006-12-22 07:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It depends. If two of them are fighting after one wins the third could battle the winner of the two that battled first and would win.
2006-12-22 07:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by nightwish_petre7 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋