My girlfriend often makes stupid comments like this: " I don't care if you d*ck falls off as long as your tongue is ok".
What kind of snappy insult would you come back with, I'd like to get input from the ladies too.
2006-12-21 22:50:46 · 12 answers · asked by Rocky 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Say, is that what happened to yours?
Or, if it falls off it was because of where I was sticking it. Or, if it falls off my tounge will be busy begging it to get back on. Ask her what the differeance between a pu$_$_y and a c_u_n_t is? Say, a few smart a$-$ comments.
2006-12-21 23:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by NIGHTSHADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok here are some: You'd be the only reason my d*ck fell off.
or... My d*ck likes you more than my tongue! or...I'd like that too, there is too much effort put in to pleasing you... or...I think it fell off the first time it saw you...or...yes, that's a good idea, then I could carry it around all day and bring it out when I need to...or...I think you would prefer it the other way around, huh? Don't wanna be too nasty. Just wanted to help you out a bit. Hope those helped. Good luck
2006-12-21 23:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by looloo1122 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as you're shooting a load after she's been satisfied what's the point it's a compliment on your great tongue! a snappy come back may send you back to masturbating for fun.
2006-12-21 23:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her if she didnt have any fingers wud she wear gloves, if she says no, then ask why da hell you wearing a bra, if you do a ggogle for put downs and one liners your find tons that always go down well in da pub, ask her to shut up drop to her knee's and smile like a donut, then get ya old chap out n say Co'm on, this thing aint gonna suck it's self, but I'd ditch the Biatch./ she sounds very insecure, good luck mate n Happy Christmas fella
2006-12-21 23:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Loverboi007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sympathize, completely - yet - are you able to furnish an occasion - that's not difficulty-free to respond to a ? that throughout the time of basic terms has part of the mandatory information - signed "keen, yet rendered no longer able"
2016-12-11 14:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by chaplean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care if your hair fall off as long as your head is ok.
I don't care if your if your boobs fall off as long as your brains are ok.
LOL
2006-12-21 22:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her" sorry honey d**k and tongue go with the package..you stick one thing in one hole and put the other any were you please".ciao sweety
2006-12-21 23:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
place ur d*ck in her mouth and then she can't say any stupid comments.
2006-12-21 23:06:48 · answer #8 · answered by jesse james 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't care if your on the rag, your mouth still works!
Put your hair in pony tails so I can have handles to hold on to!
2006-12-21 22:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't care if your mouth closes up, just as long as your lips are open.
2006-12-21 22:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋