As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2006-12-21 22:22:35 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one mate, very amusing. 8/10
2006-12-21 22:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does a woman get married in white?
so she'll match the rest of the kitchen appliances
how do u know if a womans been using the computer?
theres tipex on the screen
theres loads more but there much more sexist!
and yes im female,
2006-12-28 06:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-25 13:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by pal6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10
nrofl
2006-12-22 07:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 for effort. now how about a joke that makes fun of men?
2006-12-29 16:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by mariska s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 1 for the men
2006-12-22 06:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-22 07:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha on a scale of 1 to 10 i give it 11
2006-12-22 07:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by Luke M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nearly fell of my chair lol 10/10
2006-12-27 18:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 10/10
2006-12-30 06:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋