3 Words Test
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence."
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?"
2006-12-21 22:08:50 · 34 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 on 10 for u! and a thums up too!
well, long time no c?!
where u buzy?
i keep seing in this section to ur jokes everyday.
well, take care aaron. c u soon ( i mean ur jokes)
2006-12-22 04:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-21 23:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Live Life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-22 05:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! An 8.
2006-12-21 23:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋