Three girls who had been to school together and hadn't seen each other in years get together for coctails.
Jane: "My husband is so rich, he bought me the most marvellous diamond necklace for my birthday"
Judy: "My husband is so wealthy he bought me a top-of-the-range brand new Merc Sports car"
Jackie: "My husband is not rich, but he's a 'Big Man', if you see what I mean - 13 canaries can perch on it side-by-side".
(A few margheritas later)
Jane: "I'm boasting, the diamonds are really cubics"
Judy: "Yeah, my car is not new and it's a VW"
Jackie: "I'm exagerating too - the thirteenth canary has to stand on one leg"
2006-12-21 22:06:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-22 04:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a better version...
An Irishman, an Englishman and an American are all sitting in a bar. After a few drinks, the American says, "We have the best Air Force, if all our planes fly side by side, not a single ray of sunlight would reach the ground!"
The Englishman says, "We have the best Navy, if All our boats lined up side by side, not a single wave of water would reach the shore!"
The Irishman says, "Well, I have a cousin living at the capitol that can get drunk 5 times a day, every day!"
A few minutes later, feeling guilty, The American says, "Well, maybe I was exaggerating a bit...a few rays of sunlight would reach the ground...:
The Englishman says, "Maybe I was exaggerating a bit, too...a few waves might reach the shore..."
The Irishman says, "I suppose I was exaggerating, too...my cousin lives in the OUTSKIRTS of the capitol..."
2006-12-22 05:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell the biggest lie,"yea my son just plays college basketball n is about to get drafted,my husband just designed the a new building in paris"
2006-12-21 22:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Young boi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but I certainly wouldn't be going anywhere near that perch if canaries have been roosting on it. Yuk!
2006-12-21 22:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, very good. I can take 15 canaries by the way.
not really, 14
2006-12-21 23:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-12-22 00:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2006-12-22 00:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-21 23:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stand outside drunk and urinate on the windows.
2006-12-21 22:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehee.
2006-12-21 22:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋