"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"
2006-12-21 22:06:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic.
2006-12-21 22:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt that the one which is supposed to be the funniest ever according to a poll? Its funny not the best, or your best (you have done some very good ones lol)
2006-12-22 09:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-22 07:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that funny bt a gd 1.
2006-12-22 07:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 merry christmas
2006-12-22 12:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A golden oldie
2006-12-22 06:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-12-22 06:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by Live Life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. I have the energy to get out of bed now cause that made me have to pee.
2006-12-22 06:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by gabound75 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-22 07:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Stupidity is so funny!HEHE
2006-12-22 06:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋