Anyone know any good Boss/Secretary jokes?

Question

I need to smuggle some into the crackers for our Xmas party!

Answer 1

I can get you 2 good ones

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A blonde is complaining to her friend about the bad day she'd had at work. Her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.

Her friend said, "How horrible! What did you do?"

The blonde shook her head. "There was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers..."
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss, each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was horrified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. " I almost got caught yesterday!"
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BYE
Imtiyaz G

Answer 2

Boss Secretary Jokes

Answer 3

What is difference between Secretary and Personal Secretary

Secretary says "Good Morning Sir"
Personal Secretary says "Oh God, its morning sir".

Answer 4

yes martin fisher..

Answer 5

lol