The Parish Priest wakes one morning to the most beautiful Sunday summer morning - A perfect day for a round of golf, so he puts a notice on the church door, "Closed due to sickness" and drives through to the next county (where he won't be recognised) for 18 holes. St Peter is watching and calls in the big guy to take a look at this blasphemy and dereliction of duty.
"hmm" says the big guy, and just as the Priest is preparing his swing on the first tee, he points his finger - ZAP!
par 5, dogleg, 513 yards, the Priest gets a hole in one.
"What did you do that for?" asks Peter in amazement.
"Who's he going to tell about it?"
2006-12-21 21:23:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not a golfer myself not a believer either but i laughed
2006-12-21 21:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by deep 6 hal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in the 1950/1960 some orphanages were managed by priests and many were guilty of assaulting young children. I think if opportunities become available the weak do tend to give in. Every body has urges and some have the strength to control them and others dont!!
2006-12-22 06:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by TAN GIRL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10 merry christmas
2006-12-22 12:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-22 05:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho that will fix him 9/10 have a merry Xmas
2006-12-22 07:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
merry christmas
2006-12-22 05:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes my child, and may God be with you !!!!!
2006-12-22 05:38:26 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
God sees all & knows all!!
2006-12-22 05:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.rough justice.
2006-12-22 05:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they all should be committed
2006-12-22 06:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋