I am sick and tired of non-believers denying the existence of the all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster and challenging his powers!
Don’t you know that if you deny his greatness you will never enter Blissland, place of extreme bliss; you would enter Fireland where you will burn for all eternity!
This is no laughing matter! Repent fools or face an eternity in Fireland!!! Burn non-believers burn!! There is no hiding when the day of great tomato sauce will judge you.
*Parody*
2006-12-21 21:11:18 · 11 answers · asked by Reload 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wasn't serious, I hope some people realize that.
2006-12-21 21:14:26 · update #1
Non believers are denying the existance of God because they are non believers. Pretty deep Ah?
2006-12-21 21:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Pilgrim 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You should know that Pastafarians don't believe in a God, they believe in a flying spagetti monster and pirates.
I think Intelligent Design should remain alongside evolution, as well as the idea of xenogensis AND panspermia.
We should imbrace new ideas with old ones not try to assume that there is only one right answer.
There are several scenarios that can imbrace Intelligent Design, Panspermia, and Evolution. Why do you have to pick just one!!!
Your flying spaghetti monster may indeed be H.P. Lovecraft's Kluthu hence the association with pirates.
2006-12-21 21:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have begun to believe that faith is a gift that can be purchased. if people dont have the gift of faith, per most athiests!, than they chose to purchase gifts of a different Sort. Which means they need to have see and hear someone who has faith before they can start to believe.
Of course the school of hard knocks and bruises and broken bones and oppression will also bring someone to call upon the name of god and ask for delieverance.
most people that cannot hear or SEE the works of God are only this way because of the lack of faith in the world. The lack of truth amidst all the lies propagated by false christianity.
2006-12-21 21:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well,I think they may have experienced a crucial thing, which led to their disbelief for the Existence of God. Yet,There is still Hope that they will be saved and return back to God's Leadership.
2006-12-21 21:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Lot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this question asked 14 times a day? Get a life.
2006-12-21 22:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've convinced me. I held out a long time but I cannot resist the lure of Blissland any longer. I repent. I will do anything!
2006-12-21 21:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Vlasko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fvck flying spageti god! everyone knows the flying taco god is superior in every way. i dont deny the existance of lord spageti i just thing his viewpoints are overrated
2006-12-21 21:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dashes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you believe....if not....you need to repent and do some soul searching....ask yourself, "would I be here if not for God?"
He loves us all, we just have to find & believe!
2006-12-21 21:18:28 · answer #8 · answered by biggerred30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the is no god it is a christian fairy tale to run peoples lives for them from the day thay are born to the day thay die thay are brainwashed from birth
2006-12-21 23:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybody has their own opinion.
well, i believe the existence of God.
2006-12-21 21:13:10 · answer #10 · answered by cherrryberry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋