2006-12-21 19:48:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
"Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.
But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!"
The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"
2006-12-21 20:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
2006-12-21 19:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
2006-12-21 19:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by puffy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the deference between snow men and snow women.
Snow balls.
What goes ho ho ho plop.
Santa laughing his head off.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes.
No i deer.
2006-12-22 01:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
2006-12-21 19:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs (well it's nearly clean)
2006-12-21 19:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by beechwoodboris 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "Can you smell carrots?"
2006-12-22 00:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crackers made by Daz !!!!!
2006-12-21 20:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good elf to you!
2006-12-21 19:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋