The military is known to pull good pranks.
NCO send and Airman to get 100 yards of flight line. Airman knows the Joke and gets a truck and fills it with Asphalt and brings it back. NCO freaks out think the runway is detroyed. :)
Best military prank get 10 points. or list the ones you have gotten someone with. K9P, ball bearings for muffler, blinkerlight fuild, etc.
2006-12-21 19:28:24 · 5 answers · asked by FIRE § 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Aiman was told that he had to lay outside with his ID card on his chest so a satellite could pass over it verify that the site was secure. The Airman proceeded to lay in 20 degree weather for the next hour and a half till leadership told him to get up.
2006-12-21 19:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by ddudley543 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my dad was in the army, he had to help with putting away the bedding every day. But every day he would say to the other guy who was with him, 'I don't know how to do it', and the other guy would get angry with him and do it for him to demonstrate how it was done. This happened for a most of the time he was in the army-he would stand there saying that he didn't know what to do and the guy would do it for him while he did nothing! :)
Then there was the time he told me about where they tied a string to the one guys big toe while he was sleeping and the other end to the door, so that when they came around to wake them in the morning, the door would be banged open, and it would pull his toe. Anyway, the next morning when the door banged open by the guy doing wake up call, he opened it so hard that it ripped the guys toe off! Last time they ever played that prank!
2006-12-21 19:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asked a new nco techician to get a fallopian tube light fitting from stores..... The nco returns to say that stores needed a requisition number for as it wasn't listed ???!!!??
2006-12-22 00:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by jan b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
general asks a pvt to get a water tank so the pvt goes out an starts filling a m1a1 with water.
2006-12-21 19:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
best prank... join the military
2006-12-21 20:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋