A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2006-12-21 19:26:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rofl! Very funny, especially for people who hate their mother-in-laws!
2006-12-21 19:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. 10/10
2006-12-21 19:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny but not amazingly funny, you had a go though so well done and on this occasion I will award you a silver star.
You can upgrade this to a gold star by telling an even funnier joke.
2006-12-21 19:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God!!!
That is amazingly hilarious!!!
Where did you get this joke from buddy?
I`m just gonna have to copy & paste it and send it to everyone I know now!
Thank you so much for this great opportunity to make people wet their undergarments this holiday season!!!
I just wish I still had a mother-in-law to send this to!!!
Take it easy & Happy Holidays!!!
2006-12-21 19:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2006-12-21 19:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Horribly funny! XD
2006-12-21 19:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I know how he feels. I have a mother in law.
2006-12-21 20:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one i looked at today
pmsl 10/10
2006-12-21 23:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!!
2006-12-22 06:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2006-12-21 19:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋