funny or not ... take a look at some of my others they hv'nt showed?

Question

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's a-- and say, 'How about a b--wj-b?' ....and she's always sound asleep."

Answer 1

brilliant.......im savng these up...parties round the corner..thank you

Answer 2

Hey shredder, you answered that it's typical of us women...............does that mean that you men would actually wake up and give the b**wj*b??

just kidding-I still gave you a thumbs up!

Answer 3

Hi Always, I like it.

Clowmy

Answer 4

Ha ha hah , sounds like he's been to my house too lol

Answer 5

Good day to you, Back with you hillarious usual standard i see!

Answer 6

BRILL ALWAYS LAUGHING THATS PUT ON MY DAILY SMILE 10/10

Answer 7

that is brill i will try it and let you know if it works
10/10

Answer 8

so funny , so brilliant , so true

thanks for the laugh anyway.

merry x-mas

Answer 9

Love this one. It's great LOL

Answer 10

tht was a great joke