HOW DO YOU WlN IN A FIGHT?

Question

this woman at work wants to fight me. she's been taking kick-boxing. i'm afraid she's gonna beat me up. i don't want to get beat up by a girl.

i need something foolproof will take this ***** out. not something obvious like a sucker punch she'll be waiting for that. something sneaky, yet lethal, like the DDT. how do i get her in a DDT?

Answer 1

Tell her you will only fight her if she goes topless like real kickboxers do.

Then, ovarian punch, followed by titty twister, then some wrestling, then some making out... voila! Your oppponent becomes your lover...

You can thank me later...

Answer 2

if shes been taking american kickboxing throw a very small marshmallow at her that'll be enough to knock her out,dont use a large one it might kill her.if she does muay thai well thats different.any way you have nothing to worry about she's full ofshit.if she was any good she wouldn't be challenging you.she's just using scare tactics on you because she's no good at it and using you to bolster her ego,more than likely to other ppl.
dont worry about it deal with it when it happens.anyway you cant win if she beats you up your pride is going to take a hammering from yourself and other ppl.if you win or even retaliate you'll cop it even more.and anyway shes a woman she thinks she can say whatever she wants and do whatever she wants but if she hits you and you hit her back i'll guarantee you she'll ring the cops that quick it'll make your head spin.look if the situation gets out of hand try and work it so it happens outside the workplace where there are no witnesses.if she attacks you give it to her she deserves it for attacking you in the first place.i dont believe in hitting women but when someone attacks me there not black,white,male,female they are an attacker and will be dealt with according to the situation at the time.a woman can make you just as dead as a man when they stab you with a knife?
dont lose any more sleep over it deal with it when and if it happens,but dont get involved in any tit for tat or gossiping,name calling etc.just let her keep big noting herself and keep your mouth shut.ppl will remember this if anything does happen later.
PS dont report it to the boss it will only make the situation worse and if you do what i said above someone else will probably do it for you.

Answer 3

Dude! This is a fight you can't win. Even if you win, you lose. If I were you, I would be posting questions in the Psychology forum, because the real question is why you got a woman so mad that she wants to beat the snot out of you.

Do not accept the challenge. Report it to your boss. This is harassment and you don't have to take it. If she gives you flack about reporting it, then she can be fired. If she attacks you, then charge her with assault.

However, if she's hot. Go ahead and agree to fight and then just rip her shirt off. at least you'll get a show before you get your teeth knocked out.

Answer 4

hahaha! ddt. this whole thread is comedy but i'll entertain it.

fake a punch and bumrush her. get in close and bear hug the bejesus out of her. make sure you get her off her feet to aviod the 'knee to groin' tactic and grind your head into her face a little to fluster her...makeup smudges, facial abrasions and whatnot. thrash her about a little while yelling for help to get this loony ***** under control. when someone comes, toss the woman at them and tell her to settle the **** down before you get angry. then ask angrily if she's sitting on kotex and promise her when there's free holiday chocolates in the breakroom that you'll let her choose first next time.

Answer 5

I learned a trick from someone. You look like you're about to punch them, and then you use you elbow in their face, usually in the chin. Also tell your boss first so you don't go to jail because whose going to beleive that a girl started the fight.

P.S What the hell is DDT, it sounds like a drug.

Answer 6

ive been in and seen a lot of fights but apart from a pair of nuckles in the dark the loudest squeel i ever heard was when my brother poked a guy in the eye after that he curled up and got beat my bro got agg. bat with intent to do great bodily harm but he also got to whup that *** he thinks it was a fair trade so by all means poke scratch or gouge an eye and fights over but try the first one first that would be great and film it and then you could throw it on u-tube for all of us to see yeah that would be great

Answer 7

Bunch of morons ! First fighting a woman is cheap ! Men should never beat women, thats shows how morally we have been degraded in to animals .

Answer 8

Don't fight unless you have to. There is nothing anyone here can tell you that will help someone totally untrained against someone well trained. Maybe get a good pair of track shoes.

Answer 9

Im not gonna lie, if shes good at kick boxing, your gonna get you *** handed to you.
My advice, resolve your problem with her as soon as possible (if you can), mabey over drinks? There is a solution, you just need to find it really quick.

Good luck, I really hope you have good insurence
Oh, no hitting women!!! Its never right. Plus thats big time jail time.
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

Answer 10

Trick her into giving you a ******** and just before she begins squeeze her head with your legs and lift her body up. Then DDT her FTW!!!