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A baby was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing like crazy. I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little thing, in front of the worried parents, but he kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded the tiny fingers to check if the hand was all right, and... guess what he found? The birth control pill!

2006-12-21 18:48:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

37 answers

CRAFTY LITTLE BUGGER BRILL 10/10

2006-12-21 20:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's funny if you like those jokes you have to think about for a few seconds before you get it and after I got it I laughed but not like I busted my gut. I would classify it as funny to the quick witted but not funny to people expecting to laugh right off the bat because those few seconds of thought better have one hell of a punch or it want be funny.

2006-12-21 19:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by Freeway to no end 1 · 1 0

Yes. Very Funny. If I was the mother I wouldn't be laughing though.

2006-12-21 18:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by looby432 2 · 0 0

Cute!!! Merry Christmas!

2006-12-21 18:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by MM 4 · 0 0

Hi Always, That's cute. It made me laugh. LOL

Clowmy

2006-12-21 18:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

take this as a warning
men always play safe
use a conxom
but brill joke 10/10

2006-12-22 00:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LoL. Yes; it made me smile. I love jokes. With all the BS going on in this world and everyday life....gotta have something make us smile. THank you.

2006-12-21 18:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by shaylea29 3 · 0 0

did he guest star on the PlayStation 3 commercial

2006-12-21 18:53:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

pmsl
thank-you for that one that has made my day a bit better before i battle the shoppers to get by kiddies last little bits

2006-12-21 19:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F 4 · 0 0

never saw that coming! LOL! now i know why sometimes birth control pills doesnt work... LOL!

2006-12-21 18:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0 0

made me smile a Little and had a little chuckle as well

2006-12-21 19:39:02 · answer #11 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0 0

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